A tablet, a phone and a little desire

I'm going to try this again, maybe. This time I come equiped with a new tablet - heck I never had an old one. A new fancy smart phone and a true desire to see if I can do it! The hardest part is spelling and thinking of something to write about. The next hard part is going to be how to make the bells and whistles work, like how to make this not show up on Facebook.  Input appreciated!